Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...