A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....