Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...