Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...