Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...