Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...