Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...