The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...