Which day does a fish hate?
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Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
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Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...