Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!