Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...