Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...