Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...