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Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
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Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
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Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
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New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Language Trends of the Future
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.