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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
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You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Cat jokes 09
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It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...