Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
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Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...