First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...