What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...