Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...