He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...