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This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
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A horse walks into a bar…
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Engineers Laying Sod
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True Gender of Object
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On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
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A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
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