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One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
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A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...