Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...