Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...