You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...