File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Leave them to slug it out!
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Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....