Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...