Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...