What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.