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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Why Do They Do That?
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What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Whats the world weakest animal?
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Short Father Christmas
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The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...