How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...