Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!