The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...