A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
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MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
A very depressed man
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The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
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TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
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Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...