Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!