Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...