Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...