RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...