Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....