Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...