Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...