TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...