Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...