There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...