How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...