Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...