Yo mama’s glasses so thick
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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
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Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
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A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...