Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...