When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...