Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...