A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...