Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...