Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
tarantula with a rose?
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Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
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Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...